I don’t know who this guy is, but he’s a genius with that big rig he slams up and down Empire Grade these days. Part of an expert road crew, he works his multi-ton Cat with the precision of a surgeon. Completely focused, he can pick up massive baby-blue PVC pipes and lay them back down with the delicacy of Martha Stewart arranging place settings.
Seriously, he’s good. No, he’s better than good. He’s a virtuoso of heavy equipment. You could lay your baby down in the middle of the road trusting that this guy could excavate, lay pipe and fill it all in again without getting so much as a grain of sand in the little one’s eye.