Home @ 11 Mar 2008 11:01 am by Christina Waters
How long will it take for someone to notice the red gummi bear sticking to the front of the clock?
Whose hand is furtively moving away from the clock? What mystery culprit licked the back of the candy bear and stuck it onto the clock face?
These are only some of the mysteries that could easily replace political scandal and the rising cost of gasoline in our collective consciousness.
Incidentally, the little red gummi has been on the clock for over two months. Stay tuned.
That seemingly insignificant and whimsical ornamentation is actually an alien life form, emanating rays with a deleterious effect on human brain function. I fear that it must be causing widespread damage, even beyond the campus…
Good point, Yalenda. I hadn’t thought of that.
The issue you raise clearly requires further exploration. My people are on it!
Yours in Gummi Sisterhood….
Christina
I like the ones that stick to movie screens the most…and then they get stuck on someone’s face and look like a cancerous gummy mole.