How long will it take for someone to notice the red gummi bear sticking to the front of the clock?
Whose hand is furtively moving away from the clock? What mystery culprit licked the back of the candy bear and stuck it onto the clock face?
These are only some of the mysteries that could easily replace political scandal and the rising cost of gasoline in our collective consciousness.
Incidentally, the little red gummi has been on the clock for over two months. Stay tuned.
