Last-Minute Santas?

Last-Minute Santas?

chardcruise.jpgHere are a few suggestions.

1) A bottle of fine wine will please anyone with tastebuds. Try something local and premium from Vinocruz, or something French and luxurious from Soif. Comb the aisles of Shoppers. A great gift.

2) Give an exhilirating experience to someone special – a cruise on the Chardonnay II sailing ship. If you hurry (think of that guy on TV who’s always selling weird stuff), you can buy a giftcigare.jpg certificate for one of the many weekend sails on this lovely vessel. Sunset cruises on the Monterey Bay, or a Sushi Sunday, whale watching, there are many packages. Until December 31, the price is $49.50 per person, plus tax – which includes beverages and light appetizers. Buy three gift certificates and get the 4th one FREE! Call 831/423-1213, or check the website.

3) Tickets to the Nickelodeon Theater.

4) A gift certificate for $100 to a favorite restaurant. You know the ones I mean.

Unconventional Feast

Unconventional Feast

We did Thanksgiving our way this year, and shared a small, informal, but luxurious meal – t-day1.jpgwith no turkey in sight.

The menu:

fresh cracked Dungeness crab with three dipping sauces

creamy polenta topped with parmesan reggiano

braised bitter greens – mixed sorrel and chard

Veuve Clicquot champagne &
pumpkin pie

The crab – largest, sweetest I’ve ever tasted – was from the mighty Staff of Life. So was the fresh sorrel, which is never available in markets. And I made the pumpkin pie with double the spices, and used whole cream instead of condensed milk. Killer!

Handmade Luxury

Handmade Luxury

Another sample of jewel queen Kate Coburn’s consummate earring designs. These elegantkate2.jpg earrings of chrysophrase in matrix, suspended from gold-filled findings, will be on sale at the upcoming Women at Work Holiday Craft Sale, Friday, December 5 from 11:30-1:30 at UCSC’s Stevenson Event Center. You will be blown away by what you see!!!!

New Testament Cuisine

New Testament Cuisine

What would Jesus eat? we asked as we thought about a special Easter dinner this year. Well, obviously lamb, yogurt, onions, rice pilaff, pine nuts, something with lemons and olive oil.easter08.jpg Garlic, absolutely garlic. Lamb grilled over wood found in the desert, like mesquite.

With Middle-Eastern spices and ingredients in mind, we pulled together a truly delicious dinner of elements, that with a few exceptions — tomatoes, asparagus and red bell peppers on our skewers, and a Meyer lemon pie with crème fraiche – might have easily been found in the markets of Nazareth.

Okay, so the apostles didn’t have Peeps. But had they, they surely would have enjoyed them. Our pink peeps this year were genuine añejo – aged for over one year in a top cupboard of my kitchen. Just dessicated enough to give a unique depth to each bite. (more…)

Beach Blanket Exposé

Beach Blanket Exposé

Just when you thought it was safe to invite a few close friends over for a kitchen.jpgholiday gift exchange, some individuals simply go gonzo. Normally polite women, like the attractive, usually restrained Elaine (to protect her clients I am omitting her full name), can — given the prospect of a free present — lose all control. She wasn’t alone the other night at the tastefully-decorated home of Susan “knits in her sleep” Beach. There were others, women who know better but just plain lost it at the prospect of opening presents BEFORE CHRISTMAS!

Desperate Housewives. It started quietly enough. Elaine roamed through theelaine.jpg gleaming expanse of the recently remodelled Beach kitchen, picking at appetizer plates, rolling her eyes, making little moaning sounds. Then more cheese platters arrived. More moaning. Before we knew it, the place was crackling with pent-up female energy ready to explode.

Out of Control and Well-Accessorized. Here’s an example: pasta (from my friend Joan Levine’s Camouflage) shaped, well, like a certain part of human anatomy. Well this was certainly not my grandmother’s gift exchange, I can tell you. And by the time Elaine grabbed (yes, grabbed) for the large present in the center of pasta.jpgthe table, she went, well, ballistic.

The rest isn’t appropriate for a public venue, but you can use your imagination. Holiday gift exchange — think about it.